Philosopher Koder updates every $$\left[2^{18},+\infty\right)$$ seconds (about three days).
Enable your JavaScript and I'll tell you how long that is from now.
c=0;
--c;
c=rand()%N;
++c;
c=N-1;
switch (c) {
//...
case 0x1A000000: {
/*"The Sysadmin ":*/
break;
}
//...
}
Glory to the sysadmin!
